Overheard at the Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest

 

  • Damn, I wish I liked hot dogs more

  • No fair-that guy’s eating cocktail weenies!

  • I really shouldn’ have eaten right before this

  • I just hope none of these contestants go straight for the rollercoaster

  • Does anything about this make my butt look big?

  • Can I see a dessert menu?

  • Immediately after this, I’m entering a Projectile Vomiting Contest

  • Just don’t tell me what’s in a hot dog, OK?

  • Watching this makes me feel so much better about my life choices

  • Is there a vegan option?