Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Wedding Planner

Since it’s still Wedding Season…

  • You’re not thinking of wearing white, are you?

  • I assume this will be a shotgun wedding?

  • Have you thought about hiring a clown?

  • I hope you’ll keep me in mind for your second and third marriages too

  • You guys first cousins? Because I’m fine with that

  • Are you familiar with the concept of slightly used flowers?

  • For entertainment, a friend of a friend knows the guys from 2 Live Crew

  • This is where I celebrated by own third marriage

  • Photographer? That’s what cellphones are for

  • Do you have a safe word?