Overheard in Beyonce’s Delivery Room


  • Hey, can I get an autograph after I cut the umbilical cord?”

  • Encore! Encore!

  • It was pretty messed up how she kicked the other members of Destiny’s Child out of the delivery room

  • Which twin’s the singer and which is the rapper?

  • “I thought her double baby was supposed to drop in September”

  • Kanye just declared that Beyonce had the greatest twins of all time!

  • What have you got in the “crazy name pool”?

  • If I can just get away with one iPhone pic, I’m set for life!

  • Wow, after the birth she actually dropped the mic