Signs You’re Not Going to Make the Forbes List of Highest Paid Entertainers

  • You panhandled outside your last movie premiere

  • You’re a one-hit wonder without the one hit

  • Your last paycheck was a ham sandwich in an envelope

  • Your biggest credit is that Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial

  • You were really counting on this Mummy movie

  • You still complain about not being able to find work in “talkies”

  • Your most memorable role was “5th gang member”

  • You’re opening for Kathy Griffin

  • Your Netflix deal fell through when they cancelled your account

  • You can’t afford to a subscription to Forbes