Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Summer Camp Counselor

 

  • From now on, you will eat only what you kill

  • The lucky ones will work in the kitchen – the rest of you, down to the quarry

  • This experience will yield a lifetime of memories… for the survivors”

  • Welcome to the Hunger Games”

  • Those crocodiles are totally friendly

  • I’ll be sleeping in a separate cabin, as part of the terms of my probation

  • We’re going to separate you by gang affiliation

  • To help them overcome their problem, bed-wetters get the top bunks

  • Have you all filled out the next-of-kin notifications?

  • Who here is familiar with the term “human trafficking”?