Moviegoer Complaints about The Mummy

  • Was hoping the Mummy would be played by Larry King

  • Not half as thrilling as James Comey’s testimony

  • When I pay money to see a Tom Cruise movie, I expect subliminal Scientology propaganda

  • Tom Cruise? I thought you said Ted Cruz!

  • Russell Crowe was wasted. No seriously, I think he was drunk when he agreed to this

  • Seeing it in 3D was three D’s too many

  • You know you’re in trouble when you find yourself longing for Brendan Fraser

  •  Worst movie featuring sand ever—and I just saw Baywatch