June is National Adopt a Shelter Cat Month. Find out why you might consider getting a feline friend with The Top Reasons You Should Adopt a Shelter Cat.
- Your home currently has an infestation of red laser dots and you need someone to catch them.
- Because not too many people are swiping right on your Tinder profile, are they?
- It’s got way more street smarts than a pet store cat.
- Think of all the Facebook likes you’ll get by naming it Covfefe.
- The smug satisfaction you get from telling everyone you meet about how you “rescued” an animal.
- You need something to stroke as you’re seated in a volcano lair announcing your plan for world domination.
- They’re hilarious. Except on Monday’s. They HATE Mondays.
- Nothing says “feng shui” like a doorstep tastefully “decorated” with a bloody, headless squirrel.
- The cat’s nine lives more than make up for you not having one.
- Because you and your spouse are unable to conceive a cat on your own.
- You’ll have a good cover story for the tracks on your arms.
- When it does something cute, you can put it on YouTube and make a hundred billion dollars.