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Vagina monologuing
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Ability to subsist on 73 cents on the dollar
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Hypnotic cleavage
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Ability to outrun a Prius or Chevy Volt
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Does a killer Streisand impression
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Able to see through glass ceilings
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Ability to win popular vote by over 3 million
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Willingness to ask for directions
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Can dance in heels
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Uncanny ability to remember anniversaries of everything