Least Useful Super Powers of Wonder Woman

  • Vagina monologuing

  • Ability to subsist on 73 cents on the dollar

  • Hypnotic cleavage

  • Ability to outrun a Prius or Chevy Volt

  • Does a killer Streisand impression

  • Able to see through glass ceilings

  • Ability to win popular vote by over 3 million

  • Willingness to ask for directions

  • Can dance in heels

  • Uncanny ability to remember anniversaries of everything