Signs You Have a Bad Summer Job

  • Your name is Sean Spicer

  • They tell you to wear something that won’t show bloodstains

  • All the supervisors speak a language you don’t recognize

  • They ask if you’re allergic to asbestos

  • They tell you “You’ll be taking Ted’s job, God rest his soul”

  • Two words: random beatings

  • Your place of employment has “Gulag” right in the name

  • You’re co-starring with Adam Sandler