The Upside of Global Warming

  • Camels make great pets

  • Get to ask people “Hot enough for you?” ALL the time

  • It’s going to take a lot less time to boil water

  • Will cut down dramatically on skiing-related injuries

  • We already know what to do from seeing that Kevin Costner movie

  • Al Gore gets to spend the rest of his life saying, “I told you so!”

  • We finally get to see what’s under all those glaciers!

  • Oceanfront property in Allentown

  • Frosty the Snowman? Never liked the guy.

  • Dude! Chicks are gonna be wearing next to nothing!