Rejected Lines from the Baywatch Movie

  • Put some clothes on, woman! Just kidding

  • Stop! Or I’ll call — not the police – but for some reason, a lifeguard!

  • Is anybody else cold?

  • Quick — start running slowly!

  • OK, who wrote this crap?

  • I’ll save you from drowning, but nothing can save your career

  • Anybody else feel like catching Guardians of the Galaxy?

  • Wedgie!!

  • What are we supposed to do with these red plastic floaty things we’re always running with?

  • I just spent two hours trying to get sand out of my abs

  • There’s just not enough material in my swimsuit — OR this script

  • I can’t swim! AND I can’t act!