Overheard at the Donald Trump-Pope Francis Meeting

 

  • If you let me try on one of your funny hats, I’ll let you try on one my funny hats!
  • You guys know how to run an Inquisition — any pointers?
  • Check out my hot daughter!
  • Listen, can you put some kind of Pope curse on this Jim Comey guy?
  • I need you to put out a statement that I am not under investigation by God
  • You’re getting some kind of orange dust all over the furniture!
  • So “Francis” – that’s some kind of stage name, right?
  • Let me get this straight — you never have sex with anybody?!?”
  • No, Mrs. Trump, I cannot grant you an annulment