- It’s called Seven Brides for One Mormon Guy
- Every time someone bursts into song, you wish they’d burst into flames
- The tenor role is played by Vin Diesel
- It’s basically West Side Story if the rival gangs were competing on Cupcake Wars
- The main character is Stephen Hawking
- This one is also called Frozen, but it’s about Walt Disney’s corpse
- The original was so far “Off Broadway” it was in Cincinnati
- The best song in the show is the one sung by Yoda
- The whole thing is really just a very long commercial for the ShamWow
- You’re really having a hard time telling Beauty from the Beast