Rejected Nathan’s Hot Dogs Slogans

The Department of Agriculture is pulling over 200,000 poulds of hotdogs from the shelves because some of the packages contained shards of metal.

  • If you cared about quality, you wouldn’t be eating hot dogs

  • Don’t worry, the pig anuses are still in there

  • Just put some relish on it and shut up

  • Get used to this, because it’s just a matter of time until Trump guts the FDA

  • For iron-poor blood…or aluminum-poor blood

  • Nobody lives forever

  • Who are you going to believe-us, or your lying, perforated esophagus?

  • Bet you can’t eat just one…and survive