Pet Peeves of the Little Mermaid

  • Can never be on Dancing with the Stars

  • Guys who want to have sex with you and then can’t figure out how to do it

  • Stupid whales singing at the top of their lungs at 3 a.m.

  • People always trying to start trouble with Daryl Hannah

  • Fishermen who don’t get the concept of “catch & release””

  • Pacific garbage patch!

  • Squeaky-clean Disney means going topless is out

  • Getting called “Jessica Rabbit with fins””

  • People who keep confusing you with a Siren