Overheard at Vladimir Putin’s Piano Recital

  

  • Applaud or die, comrade

  • This is so much better than when Stalin would play the clarinet

  • While he’s playing this, thousands of miles away, Donald Trump is dancing to it

  • He’s out of tune, but who’s going to tell him?

  • Free Bird!!!

  • Wow, he’s just like Liberace-if Liberace had murdered countless people.

  • He’s a little stiff, but then he is a ruthless autocrat.

  • Just keep smiling and nodding.

  • Are we supposed to yell out requests, or what?

  • Can’t he even put a shirt on for THIS?