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Applaud or die, comrade
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This is so much better than when Stalin would play the clarinet
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While he’s playing this, thousands of miles away, Donald Trump is dancing to it
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He’s out of tune, but whos going to tell him?
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Free Bird!!!
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Wow, he’s just like Liberace-if Liberace had murdered countless people.
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He’s a little stiff, but then he is a ruthless autocrat.
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Just keep smiling and nodding.
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Are we supposed to yell out requests, or what?
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Can’t he even put a shirt on for THIS?