Little Known Facts about Steve Harvey

  

  • Cuts off interns’ hands if they spill coffee

  • Mustache is made of cheap felt

  • Once shot a guy for mistaking him for Montel Williams

  • His photo accompanies the word “egomaniac” in all Merriam-Webster dictionaries

  • Makes employees buy him a cake when it’s their birthday

  • Once had a chatty staffer’s larynx removed

  • Actually the evil twin of friendly, mild-mannered Stan Harvey

  • Orders people deported despite not having the authority

  • He knew damn well who really won that Miss Universe contest

  • A disturbing number of former employees are unaccounted for

  • Said something funny once, allegedly