Rejected Titles of Ivanka Trump’s New Book

 

  • Rich People Write Books, So Here’s Mine

  • Spellcheck Is For Loosers

  • I’m the Sane One, Honest!

  • How to Buy Friends and Influence People

  • I Hope They Don’t Expect Me to Do Any Book Signings

  • $20 That Was Yours Is Now Mine. That’s Why I’m the Rich One

  • None of That Weird Father/Daughter Stuff in Here

  • Voluntary Judaism – All the Connections with None of the Neuroses

  • How to Succeed with Nothing but an Inherited Fortune

  • Wait — Women Work? Why?