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You’re doomed! Do you hear me? DOOMED!
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Look, this place ain’t exactly Harvard.
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I’ll be selling copies of my CD in the lobby after this.
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I get paid for this crap! Hhow sweet is that?
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Can I catch a ride home with anybody?
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You realize Trump’s going to get us all killed, right?
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I have over 50 pounds of explosives strapped to my body!
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You too can make thousands of dollars per week working from home!
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Have you heard about these new strains of VD that resist antibiotics?
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The good news is, nobody starves to death in this country
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I was told there would be an open bar