Things You Don’t Want to Hear at a Cinco de Mayo Party

 

  • This is going to sound racist, but…

  • Ugh-the worm in the tequila is still alive

  • Build that wall! Build that wall!

  • I’ve got a chalupa–in my pants

  • I came as Pepe the Frog!

  • There’s going to be a mariachi band

  • May I see your papers, please?

  • For extra authenticity, we used actual tap water from Mexico

  • Stick around for the cockfight

  • Speak English, amigo!