It’s National Nurses Week, so it’s the perfect time to check out this list of The Top Things that Annoy Nurses.
- Being on diaper duty in the geriatric ward on chili night.
- “Hilarious” patients who think they’ve never had anyone ask if they’re a NAUGHTY nurse.
- Patients who treat that stupid call button like it’s a “Jeopardy!” buzzer.
- This handsy new patient named Bill O’Reilly.
- Their involuntary habit of starting every conversation by asking the other person when their last bowel movement was.
- When someone at a party parts their hair and says, “Is this melanoma?”
- Exposure to awful diseases like Ebola, AIDS, and Bieber Fever.
- When they put the blood pressure strap around your arm and you pretend to arm wrestle.
- None of the doctors look like George Clooney.
- That weird guy who can’t produce a pee sample unless it’s into your cupped hands.
- That stupid oath that doesn’t allow them to smother certain patients with a pillow.
- When patients request leeches.