Things That Annoy Nurses

It’s National Nurses Week, so it’s the perfect time to check out this list of The Top Things that Annoy Nurses.

  • Being on diaper duty in the geriatric ward on chili night.
  • “Hilarious” patients who think they’ve never had anyone ask if they’re a NAUGHTY nurse.
  • Patients who treat that stupid call button like it’s a “Jeopardy!” buzzer.
  • This handsy new patient named Bill O’Reilly.
  • Their involuntary habit of starting every conversation by asking the other person when their last bowel movement was.
  • When someone at a party parts their hair and says, “Is this melanoma?”
  • Exposure to awful diseases like Ebola, AIDS, and Bieber Fever.
  • When they put the blood pressure strap around your arm and you pretend to arm wrestle.
  • None of the doctors look like George Clooney.
  • That weird guy who can’t produce a pee sample unless it’s into your cupped hands.
  • That stupid oath that doesn’t allow them to smother certain patients with a pillow.
  • When patients request leeches.