Overheard at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

  • I thought I saw Trump in front of the building, but it turned out to be a weathered traffic cone

  • So this is a funeral for the free press, right?

  • BuzzFeed has published some hard hitting listicles this year

  • Can’t believe Trump sent ICE agents to cart off Hasan Minhaj in the middle of his set

  • So if all the reporters are here, who’s writing the fake news tonight?

  • HuffPo, meet WaPo, WaPo, HuffPo

  • I still get kind of disappointed every time I see that Wolf Blitzer isn’t an actual wolf

  • Aren’y these just recycled jokes about George Bush, with “dumb” replaced by “evil”?

  • If I knew no one from Fox News was going to be here, I would’ve shown more cleavage

  • It all kind of makes me miss Rich Little