Signs You’re Not One of Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People of 2017

 

  • Nobody returns your calls…especially Time magazine

  • Time cancelled your subscription because you weren’t influential enough

  • When you come home from work, your family has to be reminded who you are

  • You’re best remembered as the kid in school who nobody remembers

  • You failed to keep your New Year’s resolution: Be more influential

  • You’re dragged off a flight just about every other week

  • Change the world? You’re lucky if you change your sheets

  • You’re nickname at work? “Non-entity”

  •  You were the least popular kid in school…and you were homeschooled!

  • You just got thrown off of Fox News