Zoo Visitors’ FAQ about April the Giraffe


  • How did the baby get in there? Asking for a friend

  • What happens when she gets a sore throat?

  • On a male giraffe, how big is the thingy?

  • Are Donald Trump’s sons going to shoot her?

  • Can I get a ladder and take a selfie?

  • Who has to pick up the poop?

  • Is this real, or is it fake like the moon landing?

  • Can you get it to wear this “Make America Great Again” hat for a picture?

  • Is that a Pokemon?