Overheard at the White House Easter Egg Roll

  • Finally, an Easter Egg Roll run by a super model

  • Hey, the Secret Service confiscated my spoon

  • Chris Christie just ate the egg I was trying to roll

  • Not bad for something they threw together this morning

  • What’s wrong with that orange man’s hair?

  • Isn’t there an app for this?

  • Kids, did I mention that I had the biggest Electoral College victory of all time?

  • Is Jared in charge of this too?

  • Bernie Sanders wants to give the eggs you found to some other kid.

  • Call me a stickler, but wasn’t Easter yesterday?