Easter Bunny Tweets

Even though he’s super busy this week, the Easter Bunny found some time for Twitter. Here are The Top Easter Bunny Tweets.

  • No cookies and milk for this guy? WTF?
  • Christmas: Santa, thousands of elves, 8 reindeer, Mrs. Claus. Easter: Just me, baby. Just me.
  • Wife walked in on me with the Tooth Fairy. SIGH. Looks like I’m sleeping on the couch tonight.
  • Santa gropes elves. #PassItOn
  • Chris Christie’s Stairmaster, Matthew McConaughey’s shirt closet, Nick Nolte’s shower #GreatSpotsToHideEggs
  • I carry a human foot for good luck. #FunFact
  • I hop because I’m a bunny. But many Americans hop because they lost a foot to diabetes from eating too much Easter candy!
  • Stop asking for iPhones and Xbox games. Do I look like Santa???
  • Does it make me a sicko that I find the rabbit scene in “Fatal Attraction” TOTALLY hot?
  • @realDonaldTrump quit using my Easter basket grass for hair!
  • Cool, I’m getting comped at the Moonlite BunnyRanch!
  • Follow my good pals @SantaClaus and @ToothFairy.
  • Damn, having a bad HARE day.