Signs You’re At a Bad Easter Egg Hunt

  • The eggs are over easy

  • All the participants are juicing

  • Only the person who finds the most eggs gets to live

  • The eggs are still in the chickens

  • For some reason, Kendall Jenner is involved

  • You have to search while being whipped and called “worthless”

  • Two words: Booby traps

  • Cops are called to drag away an uncooperative egg hunter

  • It’s at the Trump White House