Signs You Have a Bad History Teacher

Sean Spicer said Hitler didn’t use chemical weapons in World War Two.  But maybe Spicer has a good excuse.  Here are The Top Signs You Have a Bad History Teacher.

  • Asked for the Gettysburg Address, he says, “What am I:  Google Maps?!?” 

  • She claims Charles Lindbergh’s trans-Atlantic flight was a failure after United kicked him off for being overbooked.

  • She constantly mixes up Abe Lincoln and Abe Vigoda.

  • He thinks Columbus’ three ships were the Snooki, the JWoww, and the Situation.

  • His entire lesson plan is based on Billy Joel’s song “We Didn’t Start the Fire”.

  • Everything he knows about the Cold War he learned from repeat viewings of “Rocky 4”.

  • He tells you the Ottoman Empire was followed by the Sofa and Loveseat Empire.

  • For his lesson on the Clinton impeachment, he asks for volunteers for a reenactment.

  • He says Thomas Jefferson was a successful dry cleaner who lived in a “DEE-lux apartment in the sky.”

  • He can’t talk about Christopher Columbus without getting into how good he looked in pantaloons. 

  • The only Lincoln he talks about is the one featured in those weird Matthew McConaughey commercials.

  • He doesn’t know when the War of 1812 took place.

  • He says our country was founded on “life, liberty, and the pursuit of sassiness.”

  • He proudly displays his diploma from Trump University.