Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Prom Date


  • Wow, your mom is really hot

  • I swiped some of my dad’s Viagra

  • Sorry, I thought this prom had a Game of Thrones theme

  • Hop on! My dad said I could borrow the tractor for the night

  • Have you ever seen Last Tango in Paris?

  • Love your dress — do you think I can try it on?

  • I brought an Adam Sandler DVD to watch in the limo

  •  Get ready for the “Full Bill O’Reilly!”