Bill O’Reilly Pickup Lines

  • Just be glad Roger Ailes isn’t still around to make it a threesome

  • Have I ever told you how much I miss doing the “Inside Edition”?

  • I’d just like to go over some poll numbers

  • How would you like A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity?

  • Ten minutes with me, and Murdoch writes you a check for 5 mil — it’s a win-win!

  • Would you care for a personally inscribed copy of Killing Lincoln?

  • So — do you like jowls? 

  • Something about a loofah or a falafel-frankly, even don’t get it

  • Get some Bill-O on your pillow!

  • So, you want this job, or what?