In honor of opening day, may we present the Least Popular Major League Baseball Team Mascots:
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An Actual Somali Pirate
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Pretentious Monsieur Met
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Charlie the Nondescript Cube
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Loogie Luke
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Ortho-Petey, Seattle’s Ancient Mariner
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Terry the Tiger, Shot by Eric Trump
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Steroid Stu
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Mikey Mouse the Trademark-Infringing Rodent
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The Oakland Athletic Supporter
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The Minnesota Conjoined Twins