Least Popular MLB Team Mascots

In honor of opening day, may we present the Least Popular Major League Baseball Team Mascots:


  • An Actual Somali Pirate

  • Pretentious Monsieur Met

  • Charlie the Nondescript Cube

  • Loogie Luke

  • Ortho-Petey, Seattle’s Ancient Mariner

  • Terry the Tiger, Shot by Eric Trump

  • Steroid Stu

  • Mikey Mouse the Trademark-Infringing Rodent

  • The Oakland Athletic Supporter

  • The Minnesota Conjoined Twins