Reasons You Hate April Fools’ Day

Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day . . . but you couldn’t care less.  Here are The Top Reasons You Hate April Fools’ Day.

  • You’re married, so the joke’s already on you every friggin’ day.

  • You’re outraged that there’s a day set aside to honor Bill O’Reilly.

  • The prank you tried to pull at the office last year is why you’re now a registered sex offender.

  • You heard an April fool is the only kind of fool Mr. T doesn’t pity.

  • That time you went around telling people you were pregnant, and they were all like, “I can tell, but I wasn’t gonna say anything!”

  • Suddenly, everyone thinks they’re as funny as the movie “CHiPs”.

  • Everyday you’re viciously pranked by life.

  • You don’t like any holiday that doesn’t seriously endanger your liver.

  • You’re allergic to the latex in whoopee cushions.

  • Russians don’t celebrate it.   And they’re our new overlords.

  • You gave up pranks for Lent.

  • You already feel foolish enough for paying to see “Power Rangers”.