Rejected Crayola Crayon Colors

Crayola is removing one color form their 24-count boxes. Will it be carnation pink? Cerulean? Or boring old white? Crayola is keeping mum until National Crayon Day on Friday, when it will reveal its decision live on Facebook. We’re not sure what the new color will be, but we’re convinced it won’t be any of theses:

  • Bloodshot

  • Cee Lo Green

  • Autoerotic Asphyxiation Blue

  • Oscars-So-White

  • Beijing Skyline Brown

  • Salmon Rushdie

  • That Color You Turn Right Before You Heave

  • Early Michael Jackson

  • Trump Face