Excuses for Not Repealing Obamacare

 

  • Got tired of all the winning

  • Had to cut out early for happy hour

  • Our replacement plan was too wonderful to survive this crazy, mixed-up world

  • Finally found out what “repeal” means

  • Too distracted making dirty jokes about the word “caucus”

  • We passed 60 repeal bills while Obama was President. What do you want from us?

  • Overslept…for seven years

  • No “How to Repeal a Law” classes taught at Trump University

  • Daylight savings time screws with our head for weeks

  • Never received marching orders from President Putin

  • Would have damaged the health of our re-election