Things Trump Can Do to Boost His Approval Rating

 

  • Actually replace Sean Spicer with Melissa McCarthy
  • Sneak up behind Kellyanne Conway when she’s on camera and blast an air horn
  • Give the Putin shirtless thing a whirl
  • Just once, look at Melania the way he looks at Ivanka
  • Make a “buddy” movie with Hillary
  • Deny paternity of Don, Jr and Eric
  • “Pants” Mike Pence
  • Go after Jeb Bush again for no apparent reason
  • Just go back to The Apprentice and pretend none of this ever happened