Overheard at the Meeting of Trump and the Saudi Crown Prince

  • You know that whole “We should just take the oil” thing was only for other countries, right?

  • I hope you like taco bowls!

  • Are you having problems with those damn Australians too?

  • Thanks for having airport security go easy on me, Mr. President

  • So are you like the main sheik, or like an assistant sheik?

  • We can’t talk in here. Obama has listening devices everywhere

  • Thank you but whatever will I do with all this Ivanka merchandise?

  • You know I build hotels too, right?

  • So what’s the deal with this Kellyanne chick?

  • Please. Let. Go. Of. My. Hand.