Little Known Facts about King Kong

  • It kind of hurts when he pounds his own chest, but like, a good pain

  • Is fully aware of the phallic implications of the Empire State Building scene

  • Although not an actual king, is distantly related to Britain’s royal family

  • In real life, he’s not into women who are the size of his palm

  • Despite impressive physique, claims he never goes to the gym

  • ¬†Admits to throwing his poop when really angry

  • Shares a birthday with TV funnyman Ray Romano

  • Has a lot of thoughts on the Trans-Pacific Partnership, but is unfortunately unable to speak

  • Huge¬†Lady Gaga fan