Signs O.J. Simpson is a Changed Man

O.J. SIMPSON could be released from prison as early as this coming October . . . but for that to happen, things will have to go his way at a parole hearing this summer. It’s unclear how likely his release is, but here are some sure signs that prison has changed him:

 

  • No longer autographs pictures of the crime scene

  • Has started hanging out with a much higher class of lowlife

  • Scientology really helped turn his life around

  • Now roots for the cops when watching Law & Order reruns

  • His new Tinder profile is quite tasteful

  • No longer answers to prison nickname, “Stabby McStabberson”

  • Finally stopped taunting Marcia Clark on Twitter

  • Hasn’t killed anyone in decades

  • He’s taken up scrapbooking