The Top Women’s History Month Facts

Since March is Women’s History Month, it’s a good time to check out The Top Women’s History Month Facts.

  • They leave out that part about us living in paradise until Eve messed everything up.
  • There is not a single Women’s History Month event in the entire United States that includes a marathon of the “Die Hard” movies.
  • Saying that you love to celebrate it is a great way for dudes to get laid.
  • If you think it’s the perfect time to treat your wife to Hooters, you’re missing the point.
  • Women who celebrate it in Saudi Arabia are called “imprisoned.”
  • Fox News and Uber are currently battling over which company can do more to ignore it.
  • Women’s History Month makes 30% less than Men’s History Month.
  • It’s in March, because for the next four years that’s all women are going to be doing.
  • It’s completely legal during this month to shoot someone for mansplaining.
  • Caitlyn Jenner only celebrates half of the month.