Overheard at the “Dancing with the Stars” Cast Announcement

Overheard at the “Dancing with the Stars” Cast Announcement

  • Oh my God! Am I as un-famous as the rest of these people!?

  • What steps have you taken to make sure Putin won’t interfere with the voting?

  • If you hear choking sounds, that will be me, strangling my agent.

  • You’re who? From what?

  • Hang on, I think a piece of Charo just fell off.

  • I’ll say I heard of you if you say you heard of me.

  • My grandparents are big fans!

  • Anybody know if they’re taking applications for Celebrity Apprentice yet?

  • I love your work — you did the thing with that guy.

  • I PITY THE FOOL! Okay, I said it, now get out of my face!

  • We get paid for this, right?