Surprises in Donald Trump’s Speech to Congress

  • Bold decision to deliver the speech in Russian

  • 30% less shouting than predicted

  • Miraculously managed to avoided the word “carnage”

  • Turns out to be a speech originally by Michelle Obama

  • We really didn’t need to see his appendectomy scar

  • Bragging about the number of people in attendance felt out of place

  • That was actually Alec Baldwin!