Overheard at the Donald Trump Rally

  • If you need to white balance your camera, just point it at the crowd

  • Don’t worry, President Bannon’s got things covered

  • Luckily, his hands were so tiny I barely felt the groping

  • It was nice to hear all that nuanced policy talk

  • We stand with Sweden!

  • I counted, and there are 65 million people here

  • I heard Mexico was paying for all of this

  • Hey, I was just asked if I want to be Chief National Security Advisor!

  • Ivanka merchandise! Get your Ivanka merchandise!

  • Hey, if you don’t like it, go back to Russia! No, wait, they’re good now

  • Are we great again yet?