Things That Annoy Supermodels

Supermodels are famous for being high-maintenance divas. For some of what helps fuel that reputation, check out The Top Things that Annoy Supermodels.

  • Smoking 15 cigarettes in 45 minutes and STILL being hungry.
  • Needing to produce that vacant, thousand-yard stare, but nobody’s got any heroin.
  • You burn very few calories pushing away David Spade’s hands.
  • During a beach shoot, being pecked at by hungry seagulls who mistake you for a rotting corpse.
  • Two-syllable words.
  • Coffee tables with deep grooves that trap your cocaine.
  • Gluten.  And carbs. Actually, just food in general.
  • Donald Trump barging into your dressing room with a mouthful of Tic Tacs.
  • Smiling.
  • When a store only carries size zero and you’re a size negative three.
  • Feeling hungry in the middle of a shoot, even after eating a big dinner of five breadcrumbs.
  • Going more than three minutes without being objectified.
  • Having to spend most of your life looking at people who are way less attractive.
  • When people think you’re only dating your 65-year-old investment banker boyfriend for his money when you’re really dating him for a green card.
  • Constantly being mistaken for a praying mantis.
  • Not being able to hold your head up until you’ve had a hearty breakfast of sugar-free Jell-O.
  • Having to skip meals for a week because you got a job.
  • A mascara shortage caused by Johnny Depp’s hoarding.
  • Restaurants where the host doesn’t ask you, “Would you prefer purging or non-purging?”
  • Worrying that Harrison Ford will try to land his plane on a FASHION SHOW runway.