To have a dog in the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show you have to have an exceptional trainer. Not one like you’ll hear described on this list of The Top Signs You Hired a Bad Dog Trainer.
- He refuses to train a Chihuahua until he sees its immigration papers.
- He only uses shock collars on HIMSELF.
- She rewards your dog with a bone. That you quickly realize is human.
- He asks to be paid in Snausages.
- Every pair of pants he owns is shredded from the knees down.
- His only referral is Michael Vick.
- It’s been a month and he still hasn’t taught your dog how to solve crime in a van with an obvious stoner.
- He doesn’t understand why people think “Best in Show” is a comedy.
- The dog no longer poops on the rug . . . because he saves it for your bed.
- He teaches your German shepherd to invade Poland.