Overheard at the Westminster Dog Show

  • You gonna clean that up or what?

  • Why does everybody giggle when I say ”Shih Tzu”?

  • No! Don’t jangle your car keys in here!

  • Seriously? No Frisbees?

  • Hey, check out what happens when I release this squirrel

  • Is there a swimsuit competition?

  • Whippet Whippet good!

  • I’m just glad Steve Harvey isn’t emceeing

  • Very elegant, but he still eats his own vomit

  • Is this the pageant that Trump used to own?