1.  One of the few things I was looking forward to during the Grammys broadcast was the Metallica performance, and the microphone wasn’t working.  Why couldn’t that have happened during the acid trip that was the Beyonce performance?
  2. Pirates and Phillies pitchers and catchers report today!!!
  3. A couple of dark Life Hacks for you….First, if you’re kidnapped and they tie your hands and put tape over your mouth….start licking the tape.  It will eventually fall off.  Second, if you submerge your car in water, remove the headrest and use it to break the window.

You’re welcome.