Least Popular Trump Family Merchandise 

  • Donald Trump makeup/concealer/rust undercoating

  • Melania Trump’s “Cut n’ Paste” speechwriting software

  • Lifelike Trump/Putin family Russian nesting dolls

  • Barron Trump-oh, crap — can’t mention Barron Trump!

  • Ivanka Trump’s “Daddy’s Girl” lingerie

  • Melania Trump Slovenian-to-English Translator

  • Donald and Ivanka Trump signature fragrance: “Something Doesn’t Smell Right”

  • The Trump Family “Foreign Ties” neckwear collection