Lego Batman VS 50 Shades Darker.

You have different options at the box office this weekend. Choose wisely.


  • Characters in The LEGO Batman Movie are a lot less cartoony

  • In Fifty Shades Darker, choking hazard from the toys is intentional

  • The LEGO Batman Movie has way cooler masks

  • If you’re asking yourself, “Are they really having sex?” you BETTER not be watching The LEGO Batman Movie

  • Only one has a character called Dr. Phosphorus, and I’m not going to tell you which

  • One was written with 10 year-olds in mind; the other sounds like it was written BY a 10-year-old.

  • Not as hot as I thought it would be” is only a valid complaint for Fifty Shades Darker

  • Chances are. your girlfriend won’t be dragging you to “The LEGO Batman Movie”

  • Pretty sure only one of them was based on a novel

  • Only one has a truly convincing sex-in-the-shower scene