Signs You’re Too Old for the Cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

63-year-old Christie Brinkley, along with her two daughters, will grace the cover of the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Not just anyone can score that gig at that age. How do you know you’re to old to be in the SI swimsuit issue?

  • You’ve already appeared on the cover of AARP Magazine

  • Friends describe you as “well-preserved”

  • You remember when the Sports Illustrated cover featured Honus Wagner

  • After a beach shoot, you spend 3 hours getting sand out of your wrinkles

  • The first time you posed for Sports Illustrated, chariot racing was a sport

  • Someone tosses you a beach ball and it breaks your clavicle

  • Betty White calls you “Nana”

  • When you started modeling, photographers were still using flash powder

  • You’re able to tuck your breasts into the bottom of your bikini

  • The first person you posed for was Da Vinci