Ways the Queen Celebrated Her 65th Year on the Throne

  • Smirking at Prince Charles and saying “Still here!!”

  • Upping daily blood transfusions from a young Welsh girl

  • Remembering how sexy Winston Churchill looked when he stumbled across a room

  • Pounding back Bombay Gin by the glassful

  • Wearing the Crown Jewelsand nothing else

  • Binge watching Downton Abbey

  • Shouting “Off with their heads!” just to mess with people

  • Free breakfast at Denny’s!

  • Like every other day, picking up corgi poop.